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		<title>Perkasa to hold rally in Tel Aviv</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer at bottom of this post.
KUALA LUMPUR, MAY 31 &#8211; Outraged by the recent attack on the Mavi Marmara, local Malay-based NGO Perkasa will be going the extra mile in voicing its opposition against the state of Israel.
“Whenever the Jews attack the Palestinian people, our MPs always have something to say. But next week, they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/05/perkasa-to-hold-rally-in-tel-aviv/</link>
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		<title>Faeries and toyols help cops to detect weapons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer at bottom of this post.
KUALA LUMPUR, MAY 5 &#8211; If you&#8217;re going to hide weapons in your car, think again. The Royal Malaysian Police will be launching a new supernatural division designed to both detect hidden weapons and arrest potential criminals.
“The number of weapons found in cars these days is very worrying,” said Rahman [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/05/faeries-and-toyols-help-cops-to-detect-weapons/</link>
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		<title>By-elections good for development, say expert</title>
		<description><![CDATA[See disclaimer at bottom of the post.
KUALA KUBU BAHRU, APRIL 27 – While certain quarters in the country may bemoan yet another by-election, some are actually looking forward to it, and await upcoming political campaigns with open arms.
&#8220;By-elections have proven to be a boon for Malaysians,&#8221; said Lim Eng Tong, director of the organization known [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/04/by-elections-good-for-development-say-expert/</link>
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		<title>Hello Kitty expose pulls Zaid out of race</title>
		<description><![CDATA[See disclaimer at bottom of the post.
KUALA KUBU BAHRU, APRIL 21 &#8211; They say that some things can never be buried in the past, no matter how much you try. Which is what one politician found out the hard way this afternoon.
After he recently brushed aside experiences of having consumed alcoholic drinks in his younger [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/04/hello-kitty-expose-pulls-zaid-out-of-race/</link>
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		<title>Local becomes Datuk Bandar through Foursquare</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: This news piece may or may not be true. Actually, it&#8217;s bullshit. Total rubbish. If you percaya, walk into a bus.

KUALA LUMPUR, APRIL 20 &#8211; Social networking tools have a more prominent position in the country than most Malaysians realize; a lesson that Shazri Norman learned yesterday.
An ordinary dispatch rider for the international mail [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/04/local-becomes-datuk-bandar-through-foursquare/</link>
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		<title>Racist group open to all races</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, FEBRUARY 17 &#8211; While many groups in the country are aimed at unifying Malaysians, one organization seems determined on doing so: through the power of racism.
Convinced that racism is the new black, the Racists Association of Malaysia (RAM) has opened its ranks to all Malaysians, regardless of race. Formerly holding to a single-race-only [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/02/racist-group-open-to-all-races/</link>
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		<title>Zahrain: Pakatan not friendly enough</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GEORGETOWN, FEBRUARY 12 &#8211; Minutes after withdrawing from the Pakatan Rakyat coalition, Bayan Baru MP Zahrain Mohd Hashim uncovered the real reason for his his withdrawal: its collective unfriendliness.
In a telephone conversation earlier today, Zahrain described Pakatan unenthusiastic attitude as an &#8216;oft-gloomy affair.&#8217;
&#8220;I&#8217;m a jovial spirit at heart, which was how I embraced my post [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/02/zahrain-pakatan-not-friendly-enough/</link>
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		<title>Malaysian churches to go plastic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, JANUARY 12 - In light of the recent attacks on churches in Malaysia, the Malaysian government has introduced a new set of churches that has been said to withstand projectile weapons such as Molotov cocktails.
Termed as Porta-Church technology, the churches will be fashioned primarily from plastic and polystyrene materials, and will replace many [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/01/malaysian-churches-to-go-plastic/</link>
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		<title>Curries a no-no for U.S. flights</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year 2010 everyone! Here&#8217;s one to start the new year.
WASHINGTON DC, JANUARY 1 - Keeping passengers rooted to their seats and away from their hand luggage won&#8217;t be the only thing preventing terrorists from operating on U.S. airlines.
A new security ruling by the U.S. Transport Security Administration (TSA) has determined that spice-laden food [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/01/curries-a-no-no-for-u-s-flights/</link>
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		<title>Special force to pursue missing engines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 26 &#8211; Despite the removal of two jet engines from Malaysian soil, a team of determined Malaysians comprising of various governmental departments has decided that it will stop at nothing to bring the missing equipment back.
Termed as Operasi Tangkap Enjin (OTE), the task force will be deployed to Argentina and will feature [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/special-force-to-pursue-missing-engines/</link>
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