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		<title>Racist group open to all races</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/02/racist-group-open-to-all-races/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, FEBRUARY 17 &#8211; While many groups in the country are aimed at unifying Malaysians, one organization seems determined on doing so: through the power of racism.
Convinced that racism is the new black, the Racists Association of Malaysia (RAM) has opened its ranks to all Malaysians, regardless of race. Formerly holding to a single-race-only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zahrain: Pakatan not friendly enough</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/02/zahrain-pakatan-not-friendly-enough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GEORGETOWN, FEBRUARY 12 &#8211; Minutes after withdrawing from the Pakatan Rakyat coalition, Bayan Baru MP Zahrain Mohd Hashim uncovered the real reason for his his withdrawal: its collective unfriendliness.
In a telephone conversation earlier today, Zahrain described Pakatan unenthusiastic attitude as an &#8216;oft-gloomy affair.&#8217;
&#8220;I&#8217;m a jovial spirit at heart, which was how I embraced my post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Malaysian churches to go plastic</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/01/malaysian-churches-to-go-plastic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, JANUARY 12 - In light of the recent attacks on churches in Malaysia, the Malaysian government has introduced a new set of churches that has been said to withstand projectile weapons such as Molotov cocktails.
Termed as Porta-Church technology, the churches will be fashioned primarily from plastic and polystyrene materials, and will replace many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curries a no-no for U.S. flights</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2010/01/curries-a-no-no-for-u-s-flights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 13:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cadraver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year 2010 everyone! Here&#8217;s one to start the new year.
WASHINGTON DC, JANUARY 1 - Keeping passengers rooted to their seats and away from their hand luggage won&#8217;t be the only thing preventing terrorists from operating on U.S. airlines.
A new security ruling by the U.S. Transport Security Administration (TSA) has determined that spice-laden food [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Special force to pursue missing engines</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/special-force-to-pursue-missing-engines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 07:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cadraver.net/?p=249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 26 &#8211; Despite the removal of two jet engines from Malaysian soil, a team of determined Malaysians comprising of various governmental departments has decided that it will stop at nothing to bring the missing equipment back.
Termed as Operasi Tangkap Enjin (OTE), the task force will be deployed to Argentina and will feature [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KL to build fast lane for pedestrians</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/kl-to-build-fast-lane-for-pedestrians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cadraver.net/?p=244</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 26 &#8211; In an effort to ease road congestion in the capital city, the local government has embarked on the construction of fast lanes for Kuala Lumpur&#8217;s sidewalks. The move, which is expected to commence in early 2010 and cost up to RM500 million, will start from the Bukit Bintang area and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tourism Ministry plans new sand-based theme park</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/tourism-ministry-plans-new-sand-based-theme-park/</link>
		<comments>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/tourism-ministry-plans-new-sand-based-theme-park/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cadraver</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cadraver.net/?p=239</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 17 - In a bid to boost its tourism status in the region, the Ministry of Tourism has announced a plan to build a new theme park that will cater to visitors from the Middle East. Termed as 1Pasirland and planned for construction in Shah Alam, the theme park will cost approximately [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lembah Pantai says no to KL; joins Selangor</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/lembah-pantai-says-no-to-kl-joins-selangor/</link>
		<comments>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/lembah-pantai-says-no-to-kl-joins-selangor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BANGSAR, DECEMBER 11 – Fed up with not having to enjoy another Selangor public holiday, the constituency of Lembah Pantai has seceded from the Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur and joined the state of Selangor.
“The voters are right and I completely agree with them,” said Nurul Izzah Anwar, Lembah Pantai&#8217;s Member of Parliament. After holding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A light shed over KL City</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/a-light-sheds-over-kl-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cadraver</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[electric minds project]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
An old building rests in the heart of the capital, and has witnessed a world come and gone, weathering the storm of the Emergency, past the days of Merdeka and has sauntered peacefully into modern day Kuala Lumpur. But its days are numbered, much to the dismay of its inhabitants, who find out they have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FRU gets lost, disperses pasar malam</title>
		<link>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/fru-gets-lost-disperses-pasar-malam/</link>
		<comments>http://cadraver.net/2009/12/fru-gets-lost-disperses-pasar-malam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cadraver</dc:creator>
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KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 6 – Effect to change on a near daily basis, the highways of Kuala Lumpur can be a challenge for the both the tourist or the uninitiated. Unfamiliar with KL&#8217;s highways and traffic situation, an FRU unit that was sent to the Brickfields area last night found itself on the other side [...]]]></description>
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