KUALA LUMPUR, FEBRUARY 17 – While many groups in the country are aimed at unifying Malaysians, one organization seems determined on doing so: through the power of racism.
Convinced that racism is the new black, the Racists Association of Malaysia (RAM) has opened its ranks to all Malaysians, regardless of race. Formerly holding to a single-race-only [...]
GEORGETOWN, FEBRUARY 12 – Minutes after withdrawing from the Pakatan Rakyat coalition, Bayan Baru MP Zahrain Mohd Hashim uncovered the real reason for his his withdrawal: its collective unfriendliness.
In a telephone conversation earlier today, Zahrain described Pakatan unenthusiastic attitude as an ‘oft-gloomy affair.’
“I’m a jovial spirit at heart, which was how I embraced my post [...]
KUALA LUMPUR, JANUARY 12 – In light of the recent attacks on churches in Malaysia, the Malaysian government has introduced a new set of churches that has been said to withstand projectile weapons such as Molotov cocktails.
Termed as Porta-Church technology, the churches will be fashioned primarily from plastic and polystyrene materials, and will replace many [...]
KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 26 – Despite the removal of two jet engines from Malaysian soil, a team of determined Malaysians comprising of various governmental departments has decided that it will stop at nothing to bring the missing equipment back.
Termed as Operasi Tangkap Enjin (OTE), the task force will be deployed to Argentina and will feature [...]
KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 26 – In an effort to ease road congestion in the capital city, the local government has embarked on the construction of fast lanes for Kuala Lumpur’s sidewalks. The move, which is expected to commence in early 2010 and cost up to RM500 million, will start from the Bukit Bintang area and [...]
KUALA LUMPUR, DECEMBER 17 – In a bid to boost its tourism status in the region, the Ministry of Tourism has announced a plan to build a new theme park that will cater to visitors from the Middle East. Termed as 1Pasirland and planned for construction in Shah Alam, the theme park will cost approximately [...]
BANGSAR, DECEMBER 11 – Fed up with not having to enjoy another Selangor public holiday, the constituency of Lembah Pantai has seceded from the Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur and joined the state of Selangor.
“The voters are right and I completely agree with them,” said Nurul Izzah Anwar, Lembah Pantai’s Member of Parliament. After holding [...]