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KUALA LUMPUR, JANUARY 12 – In light of the recent attacks on churches in Malaysia, the Malaysian government has introduced a new set of churches that has been said to withstand projectile weapons such as Molotov cocktails.
Termed as Porta-Church technology, the churches will be fashioned primarily from plastic and polystyrene materials, and will replace many [...]

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Happy New Year 2010 everyone! Here’s one to start the new year.
WASHINGTON DC, JANUARY 1 – Keeping passengers rooted to their seats and away from their hand luggage won’t be the only thing preventing terrorists from operating on U.S. airlines.
A new security ruling by the U.S. Transport Security Administration (TSA) has determined that spice-laden food [...]

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